MACRO TRADE OF OUR GENERATION. READ BELOW FOR BASED BLOBFISH VILLAIN ARC EXPLAINED.
MACRO TRADE OF OUR GENERATION. READ BELOW FOR BASED BLOBFISH VILLAIN ARC EXPLAINED.
•Based Blobfish had a rather unconventional journey, navigating life's highs and lows. Born and raised in the heart of Ohio, Blobfish pursued higher education at a liberal college, blobfish was a left-wing liberal, naïve, stupid and a blue haired they/them.
•His life took a sharp turn when he discovered his wife's infidelity, discovering her with her personal trainer, a gentleman of an ethnic minority (big black chad). This tumultuous experience shattered his trust and led him down a path of profound disillusionment – leading him to becoming an alt right, gun-toting, nationalist.
•Fuelled by resentment Blobfish underwent a radical transformation – becoming an alt right degen. He adopted a worldview that leaned towards controversial ideologies, becoming an advocate for extreme viewpoints. Disillusioned by what he perceived as society's betrayals caused by the open promiscuity of females, he delved into radicalized beliefs, seeking solace in ideologies that he believed were overlooked by mainstream narratives.
•In the early 90s Blobfish joined Stratton Oakmont and mentored Jordan Belfort shilling penny stocks to pensioners thus becoming a millionaire, he then joined Lehman brothers as the Executive Director of Risk Management During the financial turmoil of 2008, Blobfish masterminded the housing crash and profited in the billions. Here, his newfound ideologies intersected with his career path.
•Post the crash, disillusioned by the repercussions and his role in the chaos, Blobfish distanced himself from the financial world. He embarked on a journey, exploring different cultures and seeking solace in nomadic life, earning the moniker "Passport Bro.". He has now returned to the financial world, after a decade of railing South American 6s, to make $blob the favoured currency FOR DEGENERATES WORLDWIDE.
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